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True Story

About a week ago my mom was at our neighbor’s house taking care of his wife (she has dementia) and she asked me to take the carafe (coffee pot) back to the house.

On my way out she says, “Don’t fall and break it!” and I said, “I won’t!”

And as soon as I made it to our front porch I tripped (and I am usually NEVER this clumsy) and fell and broke the damn thing =__=

7 . 30   irony    ayudame    that was so stupid 

Scare the world: Be exactly who you say you are and tell the truth.

—  (via corvidae-and-crossroads)

(via thedruidsteaparty)

7 . 30   truth    nothing scares people more 

evilsupplyco:

Never seek permission to live a spooky life. It is your right, it is within your ability.

You are the cemetery gate keeper to the boneyard surrounding your heart.

(via weeabooty)

7 . 28   spooky    text post 

I can now properly identify ecinacea, passion flower, and lavender without having to second guess myself… I mean that’s only 3 herbs/plants, but I guess that’s better than none -__-

7 . 25   ethnobotany    herbalism 

spacebats:

the-milk-eyed-mender:

petitedeath:

princesshorseface:

gg-rain:

hophigh:

YOU GUYS TURN ON THE SUBTITLES

AHH I NEED A MINUTE

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD A GAY GHIBLI MOVIE OH MY GOD

A GAY GHIBLI MOVIE! 

CRYING I NEEDED THIS

oh!!!!

!!! Whatwhatwhat

oooooooooh myyyyyyyy gaaaaaaaahd

(via jung-yunho)

7 . 24   studio ghibli    lesbians    video 

And you’re probably wondering why I’m not going to Dunkin (bc I love that place) but KK has 2 summer flavors out right now and I really want to try them ~__~

7 . 22   donuts 

I’m really irritated so I’m taking myself to Krispy Kreme and buying myself some fucking donuts :|

7 . 22   donuts 

I just got a dick pic on snapchat =__=

7 . 22   do not want 

Woo yea

I made a really bad decision and now I’m gonna have to pay the price

( ´థ౪థ)

7 . 22   dies 

Having a Tinder is so fun because I get to find out which girls I’ve gone to school with and/or worked with are gay or bisexual :)

7 . 21   haha it's like spying    tinder 

So the guy I’ve been going out on dates with lately is like an eclectic mix of ALL my ex boyfriends smushed together - the good ones and the bad ones.

I really have no idea how I feel about this.

7 . 19   boys r stupid 

So my sister went and had an allergy test done

And guess what she’s allergic to…?

CATS!!

Holy hell no wonder she always has allergy problems lol

7 . 17   cat    allergies    my sister 

Oh yea and I got my nipples pierced and that hurt like HELL!!

7 . 16   just saying    me talking to myself 

Apparently the white boys that I’m attracted to all have squinty eyes… it’s like a pattern I’ve noticed. Weird.

7 . 16   Boys r stupid 

So I kinda defiled a church last night…

That was fun.

7 . 16   me talking to myself