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My mom went to turn in her passport application and the guy asked her where she was going, and she said “Mexico,” and the guy said “Oh, is that where you’re from?” 

HAHAHA. This is why I get so sad about being pale. My mom and sister are mistaken for Latinas all the time and I’m just like… Snow White. I mean except right now. Right now I’m darker than both of them :D

atlascdn:

janefoster:

hail hydra

snow hydra

rain hydra

hurricane hydra

nuclear apocalypse hydra

evil in any weather

Partly Sunny Hydra

Cloudy with a 30% Chance of Afternoon Showers Hydra

Now Here’s Jim with Traffic Hydra

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

Idk… When I had braces, I’d play with them so much I ended up prying off a couple of my brackets on accident,it wasn’t that hard :/

moshbrotatoes:

anneboleyns:

to recap:

  1. ana & elsa are rapunzel’s cousins
  2. it was to rapunzel & flynn’s wedding that ana & elsa’s parents were on their way to when they shipwrecked
  3. it was their shipwreck that ariel sees in the beginning of the little mermaid
  4. but they didn’t die, they washed up on an island and gave birth to tarzan, and were later killed by a cheetah

did i miss anything

yeah, you missed the part where you fuck up my childhood to the core

brainfried:

"look at all them nasty ass birds"

Is that you Stobbe??

 - Yaoi
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micthemicrophone:

micthemicrophone:

Neither Teen nor Adult. Never lose your way.

Voice was done by me.

Thanks to Lav for the mixing aid and adding the end SFX.

Song was Before My Body Is Dry from the KLK OST.

Original post found here.

Morning reblog and holy shit. It was at 2.5k when I went to bed.

I’m starting to remind myself of Kagura from Azumanga Daioh… we’ve got about the same shaggy hair right now, and the same deep dark tan (obviously not shown in the manga scan)… The only things I’m missing are her huge boobs and athletic talent.

I’m starting to remind myself of Kagura from Azumanga Daioh… we’ve got about the same shaggy hair right now, and the same deep dark tan (obviously not shown in the manga scan)… The only things I’m missing are her huge boobs and athletic talent.

Bastian and I took the Buzzfeed “What’s your GOT name?” and both clicked “surprise me” for the gender… 

He got “Queen Bastirey Greyjoy”

And I got “King Indiago Tyrell”

I am the flower king and he is my sea-lady! (✿◠‿◠)

gravityeye:

himapapaftw:

people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool

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I don’t think it would be easy of course, I’m crazy, not delusional. But it would be a ton of fun. 

^^Agreed. And what with my medical issues/complications I’d probably end up dead first lol, but I’d go out fighting!!

I love talking to Petris (the housekeeper here)

We will literally sit around for hours just talking and talking about life. She told me today that the only other person she talked so much with was an Australian woman that stayed with them a long time ago, and she was 2 years older than Petris! (Petris is currently 72, and this wasn’t long ago, so they were both up there in age!) But yea, she said besides the Australian I’m the only one that she sits and talks to and cries with frequently. I really like her, I’m gonna miss her when I leave :’(

Hahahaha hahaha ha.

I may not get to graduate this fall after all because the fuckers on the UNCG site don’t update their list of what classes are considered Speaking Intensive and despite the fact that I’ve TAKEN a SI class already it “didn’t count for the semester that I took it” and now the only class that is offered in Fall is a class I’ve ALREADY TAKEN.

What the actual fuck.

I have literally lost 15 pounds since coming to México simply by fucking eating healthy, clean, non-processed, non-sweet foods.

Holy shiiiiiiiiiieeeet

I weigh 110 pounds now (again), the last two times I weighed this much I had just gotten out of the hospital from surgery, and before that was when I was maybe 12 years old hahahaha

Ya know how they say your OTPs reflect what kind of person you would want to be in a relationship with…? Yea, well the more I spend time with him the more Bastian reminds me of Arthur Pendragon (and I, of course, would be Merlin). It’s kind of scary.

bulletbakas:

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Oh shiiiiiiit. I have lots of friends here that are from Finland and I stg all this is gonna suck for them when they get back home. If they end up fighting against Russia for whatever reason they’re all (sans the two girls I know) going to be sent to combat D: Ah shit!