I’ve literally forgotten like EVERYTHING about 4th grade and 6th grade EXCEPT…
- In 4th grade one time I accidentally got a staple stuck in my thumb
- In 6th grade about a week before our “graduation” I sneezed in class and blew snot all over my hand, my teacher thought I was crying, but I was like “I’m okay, I just need a tissue, I can’t move my hand” and it was really gross
Those are literally the only 2 things I remember from those years.
I BOUGHT MY TICKET TO COPENHAGEN TODAAAAAY!!
And as Bastian said - “Shit’s gettin real!”
Bastian told me over the weekend that it was TIME to buy my tickets to Sweden!! (really Copenhagen Denmark bc it’s chepaer to fly into there and I’m gonna take a train into Sweden…) but anyways, I couldn’t over the weekend so TONIGHT I get to buy my ticket!!!
Charlie Hunnam as Patric in Children of Men (2006)
WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!!?! (or for the past 8 years)
I had the HUGEST crush on Charlie Hunnam with his gross locs when this movie came out omg
My sister was telling me about her crush - some boy named Corey, and then decides to go off on a tirade about a girl named Topanga who ALSO likes Corey and I was like “Hold up, you’re shitting me right?” And she was like “What? This is serious!” And I had to tell her that there was once a show called Boy Meets World where two people - Corey and Topanga, meet at school, fall in love, and get married. My sister was like “NOOOOO!” I stg if that little Topanga girl (who I’m going to assume was named after the TV character) starts dating Corey her parents are going to be ecstatic xD
So this blog we’re supposed to be doing for class… 2 people haven’t posted up their shit yet and class starts in 2 hours and I’m supposed to be the commentator on one of the posts. So these people need to get their shit together.
tis the season
I’m really upset that this turned out to not be real. Durex should totally reconsider because DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY THEY’D MAKE OFF OF PUMPKIN SPICE CONDOMS?!
.....WAT. The explanation is still pretty lolwut.
lol clearly you’ve never been a college girl (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
Oh, I meant dildo** not dido (stupid autocorrect) and by brother I mean fraternity brother - who is a female, because our fraternity is co-ed… but ya, she and her roomies share a dildo named Clarence and like to stick it around the apartment and wave it around people’s faces xD
My brother has a dido named Clarence