who we [ are ]
& who we need to be to SURVIVE——
are two very different people .
I love german - seriously
"Jemanden festnehmen” means to arrest someone
While "Jemanden fest nehmen” means to fuck someone hard. ｡◕‿◕｡
zusammenkommen - meet
zusammen kommen - having an orgasm together
and don’t forget the classic:
gut zu Vögeln sein - to be good to birds
gut zu vögeln sein - to be good in bed
I’ll never regret that German’s my native language
Imagine if Breaking Bad was set in Canada or the UK or Australia. Walt discovers he has lung cancer, is promptly treated at no cost and discharged with no financial burden apart from $20 in subsidised prescriptions. The end.
hmm. it’s almost as if Breaking Bad might have been trying to say something. Who knows, though
mustard, sweet & sour pickles, and provolone on a wassa cracker
Why the hell do they tell us as children that if we get chicken pox once we’ll never get them again?
Chicken Pox and herpes are cousin-viruses, BOTH of them - once you get them, lie dormant in your body and cause you to have outbreaks later in life (chicken pox comes back as shingles).
So in fact it’s the complete opposite… if you get chicken pox you WILL get them again!!
“white savior complex: let’s go to a 3rd world country, build a church, get cornrows, and take photos of us saving brown kids for our families back home so they’ll see how humbled we’ve become…but at the same time let’s treat the black kids in America like shit… I mean they are ‘thugs’….”
The same white people preaching about missions in Africa [to benefit themselves] are the same white people who are silent about Ferguson and any other injustice forced on black people in the news
We see you..
not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties
I just cooked and ate a delicious dinner of mashed sweet potatoes and some cajun fried chicken livers.
I JUST came back from Fall break, you’d think I woulda got enough of not being in class, but nope!
soooo i’m finally breaking down and making a post like this
my name is rowan, i just moved to greensboro, nc to attend uncg from a really small area (burke county?? anybody??? :D ?????) and i have 0 friends here, obviously, because i literally just moved up in august
if you live in the area or go to uncg or anything like or reblog or somethin so we can talk more and get to know each other, i’d love to have some friends in the area
i am very friendly and require 0 friend maintenance
Whoa, I guess this is kinda late because I graduate this semester, but Burke County? What town? My dad lives off the Rutherford College exit and I live right around Vale near Hickory.